Friday, February 28, 2014

'Non-Stop': A world weary Liam Neeson is the most dangerous Neeson

Liam Neeson in a scene from "Non-Stop." Photo by Myles Aronowitz. © 2014 Universal Studios. All rights reserved.
The English language is a funny sort of thing. The meaning of a word or phrase is tied so, so heavily to the context of its use it can have a definition with both a positive and a negative connotation; one of my favorites, “wicked” switches between a compliment and a pejorative, and is sometimes both at the same time.
I employed that brief lesson on semiotics – brought to you by the letter “s” – to provide an explanation for why the word trashy is not an insult, but rather a flattering description of Liam Neeson's new murder vehicle “Non-Stop.” Trashy, in this case, describes a film that gleefully plucks from the dregs of the suspense genre – cheap filmmaking tricks, dull dialogue, Neeson rage – and builds an all together entertaining and nearly satisfying viewing experience. In other words, “Non-Stop” is a pretty good B movie, which is a surprisingly difficult feat to pull.
Then again, not every movie has an actor like Neeson right in the middle of it, and his presence as air marshal Bill Marks adds much vitality and a little validity to the otherwise silly story about murder on a plane. As the title suggests, Neeson and a cadre of passengers are on a non-stop flight to London when he receives an ominous string of texts indicating the person on the other side of the message will kill one person every 20 minutes unless he or she receives $150 million.
The person responsible for the texts means business and is savvy enough to manipulate Neeson at almost every turn, leaving the man with no one to trust aside from plucky passenger and romantic interest Jen Summers (Julianne Moore). But the lack of faith is a two-way street, as the passengers are given good reason to suspect Neeson is hijacking the plane, which forces the weary marshal to find the culprit and clear his own name before the plane lands.
“Non-Stop” is the type of movie befitting of a drinking game, this one devoted to a shot for every ridiculous decision made by Neeson or one of the other characters. Those who partook in such a game would find themselves in the same state of mind as the screenwriters must have been when they concocted this film. Buick-sized plot holes – highlighted by a strange decision by one character that alters the plot tremendously in the last act – abound, and the characters' characterization is dreadfully static and one note.
Not exactly the most flattering of descriptions, but nothing from the last paragraph hinders “Non-Stop's” mostly enjoyable viewing experience. I keep going back to Neeson, because, having skipped over the “Taken” films, I had no idea how much fun it is to watch skulk around with a gun in his hand and a grimace tattooed to his face. He's at just the right age where the weariness of his life has not just caught up with him, but consumed most of his being and left him in a state of existential frustration compounded by undying anger. Still, the Neeson – consider it a label for such characters – maintains an iota of compassion and an understanding that life is, on some level, worth protecting.
Neeson the actor also steps away from camp and plays everything straight like the action-hero version of Leslie Nielsen, and his ability to take the film seriously ensures “Non-Stop's” moments of heavy intensity work. His inability to figure out what's happening around him infects the audience, as does the growing paranoia of the passengers stuck thousands of feet in the air and with nary a clue as to what's happening in the air.
It all makes for some pretty good B-movie material – the kind of film that will catch the eye while flipping through channels late at night. But there are two factors preventing “Non-Stop” from moving beyond that level: a runtime about 20 minutes too long and a dreadful final act that reveals the rather weak-sauce reasons for the mile-high mayhem. The latter is the more egregious issue, as the scene becomes a platform for the filmmakers to proselytize poorly about foreign policy, and the rant just doesn't fit “Non-Stop's” tone.
Those two problems are too difficult to overlook, but they don't prevent the film from achieving at least some level of pleasure. It's certainly not Hitchcock, but “Non-Stop” is delightfully diverting when it keeps its metaphoric foot away from any of its orifices.

Overall rating: Three and a half out of Five Stars

Movie info:

Rating: PG-13
Run time: 106 minutes
Genre: Suspense

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Target audience: Liam Neeson fans drawn in by the “Taken” potential and people who want to justify their fear of flying.

Take the whole family?: A heavy PG-13 rating featuring bullets, blood and breaking necks makes it too much for kids younger than 13.


Theater or Netflix?: Even with the favorable review, “Non-Stop” just doesn't justify anything more than a rainy-day matinee theater trip. It would, however, be a ton of fun to watch while cruising Netflix at 12:30 on a Sunday morning.


Should Liam Neeson leave the B movie slums?: I want him to leave on occasion so he can contribute to awesome things  “The Lego Movie” and the “Dark Knight” trilogy, but I have to admit he is really, really good as a man in search of some form of revenge. His combination of height, age, accent, stride, mordancy, growl, grumpiness and fatigue blurs together to create the model modern aging action hero. Who needs Bruce Willis when you can have Liam Neeson?


Watch this as well?: The obvious example is, again, “Taken,” but I'll go with an older Luc Besson film. “The Professional” is a much better film than “Non-Stop” and insanely entertaining – words can't describe the reaction one gets from watching Gary Oldman go crazy listening to Ludwig Van – but both have unwilling heroes who do the right thing almost in spite of themselves.



Friday, February 14, 2014

'Endless Love' is a slow pain

Hugh (BRUCE GREENWOOD), Jade (GABRIELLA WILDE), David (ALEX PETTYFER) and Anne (JOELY RICHARDSON) in "Endless Love." Photo by Quantrell D. Colbert. © 2014 Universal Studios. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

I kept lip syncing the lyrics to the song “Endless Love” as I watched the movie of the same name – well, the 2014 version, anyway – earlier this week. It came as sort of an instinct – I can't see that phrase without the voices of Diana Ross and Lionel Richie coming into my head – as well as a hope that maybe, possibly, this milquetoast movie might have something even quasi-interesting to offer.
My dreams of hearing the former were dashed after more than an hour and a half of mundane nattering, and the film's one note of moderate stimulation actually exacerbates “Endless Love's” dire pointlessness of being.
Let's start with the plot, in which the pretty but poor mechanic's son (Alex Pettyfer) finally acts on his crush for the rich and pretty but withdrawn girl (Gabriella Wilde) just after their high school graduation. They start dating, much to the consternation of Wilde's stern father (Bruce Greenwood), who wants his darling daughter to become a doctor like himself.
Then a series of events occur that causes the two to split up, then get back together and then move on with their pretty little lives. I'd usually end that last paragraph by saying shenanigans of some form ensue, but the sarcasm required to use it would cause that poor word to implode, and I love it far too much to abuse it in that manner.
“Endless Love” is the most uninteresting romantic film I've ever seen, featuring two actors whose most noteworthy attributes are looking like Jim Halpert's ripped little brother (Pettyfer) and having really cool looking braided hair (Wilde). They possess nary an iota of chemistry, nor are there any intimations that either has anything resembling a personality.
They are just so, so, so bland and boring, but they do fit right in with just about everything else that occurs in “Endless Love.” It's a tepid product that features the lamest graduation party ever shown on celluloid (you know a party is the weakest of sauces when the most outrageous moment involves two people dancing along to Salt-n-Pepa), a story unfit for a Lifetime movie and many a mediocre interlude of supposed comic relief. “Endless Love” is also formulaic in the worst ways. It does follow the genre directions religiously – sirens, punches to the face, a car accident, a romantic rendezvous at an airport, a cleansing fire, infidelity and so on – but the resulting concoction has little vibrancy and the mildest of tastes.
I tempered the moderate hyperbole because Greenwood's performance does provide the slightest glimmer of life to a film that's already well beyond the rigor mortis stage. He is just excellent at playing an utter nozzle of a father, a complete cad who takes so much joy out of the lives of those around him, especially his doting wife. This chaz doesn't really care all that much about protecting his daughter from Pettyfer's meek suitor; instead, he spends most of the time trying to find a way to destroy the young dope in every petty way he can using his country club connections. It's one thing to threaten to make a person's life a living hell – Greenwood certainly does that quite convincingly – but it takes a little something special to screw a kid out of a college education even after winning the battle for his daughter's heart.
Greenwood is just so effective at being a jerk that the inevitable change of heart doesn't ring true; his one moment of moderate decency, derived from a situation he caused in the first place, doesn't come close to balancing out all of the harm he's caused in the days, weeks, months and years “Endless Love” encompasses. And even with the pure pettiness of Greenwood's actions, the challenges Greenwood creates for Pettyfer's and Wilde's romance are more annoying than trying; the worst thing he does is file a restraining order, and that isn't the most dastardly of tactics one can employ.
That's “Endless Love's” main problem in a nutshell; the stakes are so low the name of the film is a misnomer – as Nelson Muntz would say, I can think of two things wrong with that title. If a film is to use “Endless Love” as its title, it actions in said film need to be grandiose and sweeping in nature, or at least some of that cancer crap Nicholas Sparks churns out. Overcoming a douche bag’s repeated temper tantrums falls far short of those lofty expectations.

Rating: One out of Five Stars 


 
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Target audience: Couples desperate for something to do on Valentine's Day, maybe?

Take the whole family?: Aside from a little male gaze moments and a couple of face punches, “Endless Love” is pretty tame and no worries for kiddos 10 and up.

Theater or Netflix?: Netflix if you really have to; at least that way you can fast forward to Greenwood's finer moments.

Anything else good about 'Endless Love'?: There's a Tegan and Sara song that runs during the credits, but there's also one in “The Lego Movie,” which is in theaters too and has far more promise than this piece of bleh.

Watch this instead?: “Atonement” is perfect for people looking for a romance that's just a hint more epic than the one offered in this film, and “About Time” is pretty fun. My two favorite Valentine's Day flicks though are “Casablanca” and “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” – films with those vital grand romantic gestures coupled with opaque endings for the main couples.


Rating: PG-13
Run time: 103 minutes (One hour and 43 minutes)
Genre: Romance


Sunday, February 9, 2014

Five questions with Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers poses for a portrait, on Thursday, Feb. 21, 2013 in New York.

Check out this interview with the wonderful Joan Rivers prior to a benefit show she did in Chandler.

‘Ride Along’ a film with way too much Hart


“Ride Along”

This image released by Universal Pictures shows Ice Cube, left, and Kevin Hart in a scene from “Ride Along."


Any enjoyment to be had from the film “Ride Along” depends upon the viewer’s opinion of comedian, star and lollipop guild member Kevin Hart. There was a solid segment of the audience at my screening  who took much glee in Hart’s motormouth mania and repeated pratfalls, and those people had glowing things to say as they left the theater.
I, on the other hand, left the room exhausted and in a state akin to Simpsons’ antagonist Mr. Burns after Maggie Simpson shot him: all I could say was “Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart” as I shook my head forth and back in bewilderment.

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