Horror hard to find in The Curse of La Llorona

Sean Patrick Thomas and Linda Cardellini in The Curse of La Llorona. Image courtesy Warner Bros.

The Curse of La Llorona has a brilliant concept for horror. It's a ghost story about a woman whose spirit is filled with unfathomable sadness. Her eternal despair turns into a desire to start over again and again, abducting other children from their mothers only to repeat the same tragic cycle again and again and again. The idea is elegant in its simplicity, touching directly on a number of fundamental fears of both parents and children. Despite all of that, La Llorona can't find the horror in its own premise, churning out a movie whose only saving grace is its accidental risibility.

 

La Llorona is rooted in a bit of Mexican folklore. As the movie tells it, the eponymous spirit (played by Marisol Ramirez) discovers her husband cheating on her and drowns her children to punish her husband. Once she realizes what she's done, the woman begins an eternal quest to replace her children with other children, only to drown them. Forward a few centuries to 1973 and the spirit of the weeping woman takes the children of single mother Patricia (Patricia Velasquez), partly because of the actions of Child Protective Services worker and single mother Anna Tate-Garcia (Linda Cardellini). Out of spite, Patricia prays for La Llorona to take Anna's children (Roman Christou and Jaynee-Lynne Kinchen), and the spirit begins to haunt the Garcia family. Anna calls upon the help of former priest Rafael (Raymond Cruz) to fend off the ghost and save her children from a rather dark fate.

La Llorona doesn't understand why the folklore is as effective as it is. The attempts at horror in this movie are less elemental and more artificial, centering on jump scares and underwhelming CGI design to shock the senses. What's missing is some profundity to the horror, something that seeps below quick jolts that puts the proverbial chills through a person's spine. There's no terror coming from the situation Anna finds herself in, no reflection of the struggles Anna has as a single mother. The film even goes out of its way to incorporate a nuclear family – Rafael serves as father figure – into the film's resolution to take away some of Anna's agency as a parent. Any terror that might exist happens around Anna, but it never emanates from her.

Absent vital atmosphere, La Llorona banks a lot on numerous jump scares, those quick little moments that give viewers a little jolt of fear, for its horror. For this to work the jump scares have to be pretty darn close to perfect, hitting audiences like a cannonball to the gut. This is not the case for La Llorona. At best the scares are predictable, easy to see from miles away and often caused by a remarkably stupid decision from one of the characters. They are about as poorly done as a jump scare can be, completely ineffective at providing even the smallest goosebumps from forming. Then again, the eponymous ghost herself is a poor source of horror. Showing the ghost throughout the film – and she gets a lot of screen time – puts a lot of effort on the filmmakers to make that vision truly terrifying. But La Llorona as depicted in this film is far more silly than scary. Her appearance is clumsy and awkward with little effort given to make her seem properly bothersome. One of her first major scenes, an attack on a couple of children, is tremendously ridiculous, goofy enough to suck any terror out of the fact that children are literally about to die. La Llorona also sadly one note, the complexities of her story removed for a simple creature that chases after children and has trouble with doors. Sympathy for her plight is a potential source of horror – it results in a lot self reflection from audiences – but that seems to be too complex of an idea for La Llorona to implement.

This film's one real saving grace is it's dedication to seriousness. La Llorona tries so, so hard to be scary it comes across as pretty hilarious. Poor character decisions run rampant in this film, as do some horribly tacky dialog and unconvincing line reads. It's not a so bad it's good, but this film is kind of a hoot to sit with people who call out the main characters for their idiocy or start laughing at how bad the jump scares are. The best way to watch a bad movie is with people who are really into it, morphing what could be pain into a communal experience. Everyone gets to laugh together, and that's about the best thing La Llorona has to offer.

Review: One and a half out of Five Stars

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Rating: R

Run time: 93 minutes

Genre: Horror

tl;dr

What Worked: Concept.

What Fell Short: Jump Scares, Ghost, Acting.

What To Watch Instead: Babadook, The Devil's Backbone

Little can't overcome its premise

Marsai Martin in Little. Image courtesy Universal Pictures.

Appreciation for Little requires a pretty long look beyond the premise. Because the premise is silly and not meant to be taken too seriously, yet the movie leans on it so heavily to deliver laughs the thing basically breaks midway through the second act. Little does have a couple of things going for it, notably a pretty good cast, but once the premise stops being funny and starts becoming tedious there isn't much left to say about it.

Little stars Regina Hall a wicked wealthy software developer Jordan Sanders. Jordan's success stems from a drive to become important and spurn anything good in her life, including sweet love interest Preston (Tone Bell). Jordan also makes her employees' lives miserable, especially her mousy assistant April (Issa Rae). That is until the day 13-year-old Stevie (Marley Taylor) casts a spell to turn Jordan little again. The next morning Jordan wakes up as her 13-year-old self (played by Marsai Martin), and is forced to relive her middle school years, befriends the school's nerds (JD McCrary, Thalia Tran, and Tucker Meek) in the process. Meanwhile, April has to run the business and prepare for a big pitch to the wealthy and oblivious Connor (Mikey Day). Shenanigans ensue.

Most of Little's humor comes from its premise. Watching Martin pretend she's actually a 39-year-old woman is fun for a little while – credit to her for going all in on the premise – but the joke eventually stops being funny, and the rest of the film's sense of humor is bothersome. The humor often came at the expense of the likable characters; the nerds are made fun of for being nerds, April is the target of fat jokes (which, what?), and Hall's Jordan makes a rather uncomfortable trans joke. This also might be one of the more pro-child abuse movies to come out in a long while, and perhaps the last to do so in a similar stretch. Little is quietly mean, the humor dedicated to knocking characters down and laughing at them. Hall, Rae, and Martin do their best to sell the jokes, with Martin and Rae having some pretty good patter, but they aren't given a lot to work with.

The film's best joke is a one-liner making fun of its own premise with an implied comparison to films like Big and 13 Going on 30. Unfortunately it invites that comparison to indicate why those other films make their gimmicks work while Little fails. The main reason is the storytelling, in particular the length of the main characters' respective journeys. Big and 13 Going on 30 spend weeks to months with their characters, giving them time to undergo personal growth before returning to their original lives. Little gives its main character just two days to find her epiphany and turn her life around. It's not enough time for the journey to stick, or for the lessons to feel earned; Jordan is effectively a tourist in her own narrative, never in any real danger of being stuck in her situation. This issue hits April as well, as she's given just two days to discover her self confidence. Both need more time to learn about themselves, and the film just doesn't give it to them.

Which is kind of odd considering the amount of time the movie has to work with. Instead of exploring the world it's built for itself, the writers (director Tina Gordon and Tracy Oliver) toss in multiple dance scenes that don't advance the plot. There's a lot of this fluff in Little, scenes that don't really carry the narrative or would lead to additional plot points but are ultimately dropped. At the same time there are a number of narrative gaps, things that happen that make little sense because the context was edited out. It feels like Little was just assembled incorrectly; the pieces were there, but the filmmakers didn't have a good understanding of the puzzle they were trying to solve.

Review: Two out of Five Stars

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Rating: PG-13

Run time: 109 minutes

Genre: Comedy

 

tl;dr

What Worked: Regina Hall, Issa Rae, Marsai Martin.

What Fell Short: Directing, Writing, Mean Spirit

What To Watch Instead: Big, 13 Going on 30

Sense of humor can't carry Shazam!

Asher Angel in Shazam! Image courtesy Warner Bros.

Shazam! is supposed to be the fun D.C. movie, the one where the humor is intentional and the characters aren't as dark as they have been in the last decade. It's designed to be the wink to the audience saying they, too, think things went a little too serious over the past 10 years. Shazam! is almost an apology, although a quick look through the pee jokes and hamming reveals the same mean streak that plagued the worst parts of the Snyder films.

Shazam! stars Asher Angel as Billy Batson, a foster child whose search for his mom gets him sent to a new home with the kindly Rosa (Marta Milans) and Victor (Cooper Andrews). His new family is a collection of quirky folks, from the enthusiastic hugger Darla (Faith Herman) to video game addict Eugene (Ian Chen) to the quiet Pedro (Jovan Armand) to college applicant Mary (Grace Fulton). Billy falls into a strange friendship with his new roommate and superhero enthusiast Freddy (Jack Dylan Grazer), who keeps finding ways to get into trouble. Billy ends up defending Freddy during one of those moments, resulting in a meeting with the mighty wizard Shazam (Djimon Hounsou). Somewhat desperate at the moment, the wizard Shazam gives Billy his powers, turning him into the super powerful hero, Shazam (Zachary Levi). Billy stumbles into acts of heroism shortly thereafter, but is soon pursued by the villainous Dr. Thaddeus Sivana (Mark Strong), who has a history with the wizard and an revenge against society on his mind. Billy has little time to learn about his complex powers as he defends Philadelphia from Sivana and the seven deadly sins.

Shazam! is a throwback, more akin to Adam West's Batman movie than the Ben Affleck or Christian Bale flicks. It sort of suits the character, a legendary boy scout who is a bit out of step with the modern teenager. Shazam as a character is something of a goofball, mildly dim-witted and often out of his element because of his super powers. Levi ramps up his character's goofiness to a degree that is nearly insufferable, but never quite crosses that boundary due in large part to his inherent earnestness. His sincerity is charming and sometimes endearing, aligning himself with the overarching silliness of the whole endeavor. And it's kind of realistic given the scenario the movie paints for him. Giving a 14-year-old brilliant powers and zero guidance will result in mayhem and mild disaster. When faced with an evil being with powers equal or greater than his own, his instinct is to run as far away as possible from the angry man with magic powers and a killer grudge. It's probably the best joke the film has going for it, the consistent inability for its hero to be heroic because he has absolutely no idea of what to do.

Yet the Shazam sections of Shazam! are also the least interesting aspect of the film. The superhero sequences have pretty much been done, with no visual flairs or execution to distinguish it from the rest of the genre. And the story of Billy Batson is far more engaging than the story of how Billy Batson turned into Shazam. That's due in large part to Angel, who gets a lot of mileage from a soft voice and a subtle sense of crushing disappointment in his life. There's a really excellent film in Shazam! centered solely on Billy Batson rediscovering his trust in his family, and Shazam! comes somewhat close to finding that movie. Throwing in Levi's silly antics diminishes that story, leaving a more generic superhero movie in its place.

 

The film is oddly regressive with its treatment of its female characters. The filmmakers make a really, really troublesome choice on how the film portrays Batson's mom, turning her into the biggest villain in the film. The film gives Sivana more justification to murder people than it does Batson's mom for making what should be a soul-crushingly difficult choice. Mary also gets a strange scolding for debating whether or not to leave her family to go to college. The film gives her room to be conflicted, but it paints the decision to better her future, and perhaps the prospects of her family, as the selfish choice.

 

Shazam! has a lot of these weird little choices in its story. Freddy does something incredibly stupid and selfish, and yet Billy is painted as the bad guy. Two high school jocks threaten to beat a child who needs a cane and no one bothers to help the kid. This movie's version of Philadelphia is less of a comic book version and more of an illogical one. For a movie that aims to be lighthearted and friendly, it's filled with an incredible amount of wanton cruelty.

Review: Two and a half out of Five Stars

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Rating: PG-13

Run time: 134 minutes

Genre: Action

tl;dr

What Worked: Asher Angel, Zachary Levi, Sense of Humor

What Fell Short: Story Issues, Sexism

What To Watch Instead: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse